that time when all of tumblr thought a chocolate bar could last forever
"um starfire’s powers are fueled by the sun that’s why she has to wear skimpy clothes" hey u know who else’s powers are fueled by the sun? superman. come on clark time for that toothfloss speedo chop chop
his nipples are covered by tiny capes
truth, justice, and the american way
"I went looking for the troll because I – I thought I could deal with it on my own – you know, because I’ve read all about them."
this speaks to me on a spiritual level
I feel like this is something years from now we’ll all be remembered for…
i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it
i am eating an entire cake
update: there is more cake than i imagined.
i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner
One day last semester I was on the bus heading to class and I was like ‘fuck class started ten minutes ago I’m going to be late again.’
And then I looked down and realized that my professor was in the seat in front of me editing his powerpoints for the class that we were both supposed to be in.
this is one of the cleverest things I have seen in sometime
the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep